why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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