I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
