Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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