After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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