have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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