He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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