We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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