nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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