Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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