She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
