Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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