He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Your cock deserves a montage
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So vagazzling was a success
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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