hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
