i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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