We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
