She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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