last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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