i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He told me they were just razor bumps!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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