she was so not down for the gang bang
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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