I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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