Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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