Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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