In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I accidentally had phone sex last night
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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