Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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