i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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