I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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