I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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