rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We have started to decorate penises.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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