I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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