This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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