Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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