is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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