remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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