bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We left an ass print on the piano.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Alive.
So much puke
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Your penis caused this!
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