One girl and one boy is just not enough.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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