This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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