I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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