my mouth tastes like poor choices
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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