no, he came in my armpit
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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