If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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