Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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