He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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