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what?
penguin condom
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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