They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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