Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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