Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
