I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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