I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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