got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
