Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
the liver wants what the liver wants
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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