Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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